SUBSCRIPTIONS
 

3/2 - The Return of the Yuppie Pricks!! That's right, bitches. Put on the Gucci and grease-up that coochie - the Pricks are back with a vengence. We'll be playing two shows in March: Saturday, March 10th at Rudyard's in Houston, and then our SXSW showcase on March 16th at Habana Calle 6. And maybe if you're lucky, we'll come all the way out of retirement and record something. Let the bidding wars begin!!
 
6/28 - Wanna' get wet AND get paid for it at the same time? Check out the 4th Annual Beach Party Gallery for everything you need to know on how to beat the heat by rolling in cold, hard cash.
 
3/8 - Missed the Pricks now-legendary performance at the Alternative Tentacles showcase during SXSW '05? No problem. Check out the pics in our SXSW photo gallery section.
 
2/22 - Martha Stewart blames Donald Trump for the failure of her version of 'The Apprentice'. Donald Trump 'fires' back. What happens when the Donald squares off with the Queen of Clean? Check out the latest Dis of the Month to find out.
 
1/3 - What do Elvis Presley, the Velvet Underground, the Everly Brothers and the Yuppie Pricks have in common? Just ask Pink Flamingos director John Waters, who gives big props to the Pricks in his latest interview with Variety. Thanks to his incredible good taste in music, the 'Pope of Trash' has now become the 'King of Class'...
 
5/21 - Ever wonder what your 'yuppie' name would be, if you'd been 'to the manor born' like the rest of us lucky bastards? Check out the Yuppie Name Generator and find out!
 
3/16 - What are the critics saying about Brokers Banquet? Take a look:
"Classic punk without any reservations... a refreshing change of pace." - Punk Planet #71

"The Yuppie Pricks are what's missing from punk rock." - Lollipop #68

"Wild, sloppy, out of control punk that will make you reflect on life's complexities - once you stop laughing, that is. No one is safe from the Pricks unbridled fury." - Razorcake #26

"It's a blast to listen to, and The Yuppie Pricks are familiar enough with the bands that defined their genre to carry off all of their best moves with aplomb." - Splendid Magazine.com

"Raucous, straight-ahead punk that says, 'fuck you' with the snotty arrogance that we all love to hate." - Alt.Culture.Guide

"The Yuppie Pricks have delivered the first classic punk album of the 21st century, pure and simple." - Ear Candy Mag
 

   Updated Gallery - 6/28/06   
  
  You'll never be as famous as us. But at least you can dream. Check out our latest additions to the gallery section and imagine how cool it is to be a Yuppie Prick.

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    i-D Magazine Picks the Pricks - 03/31/03   
  
  British high-fashion mag, i-D Magazine, reviews the Pricks latest disc. What did they say? Why, that we rock, of course.

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   And the 2002 GQ Band of the Year goes to... - 12/16/02   
  
  Outkast?!? Not the Yuppie Pricks? I suppose they'll just wait a few years and give us a lifetime achievement award instead of showering us with these yearly accolades. GQ does know prime white beef when it sees it, however, as evidenced by their February article featuring the Pricks.

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   A match made in jacuzzi heaven - 10/01/02   
  
  What happened when the Yuppies met Playboy's Miss July Lauren Anderson? Well, the Pricks aren't ones to eat dinner, heat up the jacuzzi, get tanked on champagne and coke, screw all night and tell. But let's just say that "stock tips" can have more than one meaning.

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3/12 - Light Bar (SXSW)
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
 
 

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